Okay, so, I’ve been seeing these “cutleaf amanita mushroom gummies” popping up everywhere lately. They’re supposed to be some kind of brain booster, like, to help you think better. I was curious, so I decided to give them a try. Now, I’m not a scientist or anything, just a regular guy who likes trying new stuff and sharing what happens.
First off, finding these things wasn’t too hard. They’re sold online and in some stores, since they’re technically legal in most places, unlike the magic mushroom kind. I did some digging, read a few articles that said these gummies were made from Amanita muscaria and not psilocybin, yeah, the illegal kind. But even those articles mentioned that some people got sick from them, so, that’s a little worrying, right? Anyway, I got a pack and brought them home.
I opened the package, and they looked just like regular gummy candies, you know, the kind you’d give to kids. But the label did say they had “cutleaf amanita” in them. That name, “Amanita,” rings a bell because I remember reading somewhere that it can be poisonous. I should have done more research before.
Anyway, I popped one in my mouth. It tasted sweet, like candy, nothing special. I waited. And waited. Then, things started to get weird. My stomach started feeling funny, like I ate something bad. I got this weird feeling, all jittery and restless. I couldn’t sit still. And my head? Forget about getting smarter, I felt like I was losing it! It was more like a bad trip than a brain boost.
I started to feel really sick, so I called a friend who knows more about this stuff than I do. He told me to drink a lot of water and try to relax. He also said I should probably see a doctor if it got worse, since some people have had seizures from these things. I also learned that there might be other stuff in these gummies that aren’t even on the label. Who knows what I actually ate!
It took a while, but the bad feelings eventually went away. I was just left feeling tired and kinda dumb for trying these in the first place.
So, here’s the deal: These cutleaf amanita mushroom gummies? Not worth it. They didn’t make me smarter, they made me sick. I definitely won’t be trying them again. And if you’re thinking about it, do yourself a favor and skip it.
- Don’t just eat random gummies because they say they’ll make you smarter.
- Always read up about the ingredients and do your research first.
- Some things are legal doesn’t mean they’re safe.
- Just because something is a “mushroom” doesn’t mean it’s good for you.
Lessons learned:
Stay safe, folks. Don’t be a dummy like me.
