Alright, listen up, gonna tell ya ’bout this here vape thing, the Digiflav… Digi… whatever, the Lush 20K, they call it. Looks like a fancy gizmo, that’s for sure.
Now, they say it puffs 20,000 times. Don’t ask me how they know, I ain’t counting! But that’s a whole lotta puffin’. Must last a good long while, I reckon. Saves ya from runnin’ to the store all the time, which is good, ’cause my knees ain’t what they used to be.
This thing’s got a screen on it, too. Lights up and shows stuff. What stuff? Beats me! Probably tells ya how much juice is left, or somethin’. Fancy stuff these days. Back in my time, you just lit up a smoke and that was it. No screens, no nothin’.
- It’s got this “Dynamic” mode and a “Regular” mode. What’s the difference? Lord knows. Sounds like one’s stronger than the other, maybe? Like when you turn up the heat on the stove. Gotta fiddle with it to figure it out, I guess.
- And it’s got somethin’ called nicotine, 5%, they say. Don’t know much about that, but I hear folks like it. Keeps ’em happy, or somethin’.
This vape thing, it’s small. Fits in your hand, they say. Not like those big ol’ pipes the fellas used to smoke. Easy to carry around, I suppose. Stick it in your pocket and go.
They got a bunch of flavors, too. Fruit and whatnot. Sounds like candy, if you ask me. Back in my day, it was just tobacco. Plain and simple. Now they got all these fancy tastes. To each their own, I suppose.
This vape, it’s got a battery inside. Don’t gotta plug it in all the time, it seems. Good for folks on the go. Like them young’uns with their phones, always runnin’ around. At least they don’t gotta worry ’bout this thing dyin’ on ’em too quick.
Someone told me this thing’s made by “Geek Bar.” What kinda name is that? Sounds like a place for them computer nerds. Never been to one of them places. Too much wires and buttons for my likin’.
They also said it’s got “advanced features.” What in tarnation does that mean? Probably a bunch of hooey, if you ask me. Just give me somethin’ simple, somethin’ that works. Don’t need all these bells and whistles.
This vape thing, it’s probably one of them newfangled gadgets the kids are into these days. Always gotta have the latest thing, don’t they? I’ll stick to my old ways, thank you very much. But if you like all this fancy tech stuff, then maybe this vape’s for you. Just don’t blow that smoke in my face, alright?
Anyways, that’s all I know ’bout this Digiflav… whatever it’s called. Hope it helped ya some. Or maybe it just confused ya more. Who knows?
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