Okay, here’s my experience with the Exodus THC-A Disposable Vape 5g, written in the style you requested:
So, I decided to give this Exodus THC-A disposable vape a try. It’s a hefty 5 grams, which is way more than most disposables I’ve seen.

First off, I unboxed the thing. It came in a pretty standard box, nothing fancy. The vape itself is… well, it’s big. Kinda chunky, actually. Not exactly discreet, but I wasn’t planning on sneaking it into a concert or anything.
Getting Started
- Charged it up: It came partially charged, which was nice. I plugged it in with a USB-C cable (not included, bummer) and waited until the little light turned green. That took maybe an hour? I wasn’t really timing it.
- Figured out the button: There’s one button. You click it five times fast to turn it on and off. Simple enough.
- Took a puff: Once it was on, I just inhaled. No need to hold the button down while you’re puffing, which I liked.
My Experience
I started with a small puff, just to see how strong this stuff was. I’ve heard THC-A can be pretty potent, and I didn’t want to overdo it. After a few minutes, I took another, slightly bigger puff.
The taste took me by suprise, very fruity.
The effects? Yeah, they were definitely there. I felt… relaxed. Mellow. My usual back pain,kind of melted away. I wouldn’t say I was “high” in the traditional sense, but definitely altered. I ended up just chilling on the couch, watching some dumb show on Netflix, and feeling pretty good.
The Downsides
One thing I didn’t love was the size. It’s not pocket-friendly.
Also, this one seemed to get a little clogged sometimes, making the draw inconsistent.

Overall Thoughts
Would I use it again? Yeah, probably. It’s a good value for the amount of THC-A you get, and the effects were solid. Just be prepared for a big, slightly clunky device. And maybe have a paperclip handy in case it gets clogged. It’s not perfect, but it did the job.