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Alright, let’s talk about this cali 20000 vape thing, whatever they call it. I heard folks yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d poke around and see what the fuss is all about. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just tell it like it is.
First off, they say this thing can puff out 20,000 times. 20,000 puffs! That’s a whole lotta puffin’, ain’t it? Back in my day, we just puffed on regular ol’ cigarettes, and you had to light ’em up every darn time. This newfangled thing, you just puff and puff and puff, sounds like a lazy man’s dream if you ask me.
Now, they got this little screen on it, an “LED screen” they call it. Fancy, huh? I guess it shows you somethin’, maybe how much puffin’ you got left. Who needs a screen to tell you that? When it stops puffin’, it’s empty, simple as that. But these young folks, they like their gadgets, so I guess it makes ’em happy.
- Puffin’ Power: Like I said, 20,000 puffs. That’s a heap of puffin’.
- Fancy Screen: Got a little light-up screen to show you… somethin’.
- Coils and Stuff: They talk about “dual mesh coils” and “USB-C rechargeable.” Sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. I guess it means it heats up good and you can plug it in to charge it up, just like them newfangled phones.
- Nico-what?: Says it’s got 50mg of nicotine. That’s the stuff that makes you wanna keep puffin’, I reckon. They didn’t have all these fancy numbers back when I was young, but it was strong enough, that’s for sure.
They also got somethin’ they call “Turbo Mode.” Now that sounds like somethin’ outta one of them space movies. Apparently, it makes it puff even harder, gives you a bigger kick, they say. I tell you what, if you need a “Turbo Mode” to get your puffin’ fix, you might just be puffin’ too much.
Some other vapes, they last just as long, they say. Like this “Innokin INNOBAR 20000” thing. Sounds like a fancy name for somethin’ that just makes smoke. They say you could take it on a plane and it’d last the whole trip. Well, I ain’t been on a plane in ages, and when I did, you couldn’t even light up a regular cigarette, let alone one of these fancy puffin’ machines. Times sure have changed.
This whole vaping thing, it’s just a lot of fuss if you ask me. Back in my day, things were simpler. You wanted a smoke, you lit up a cigarette. You wanted to know how much you had left, you looked at your pack. No screens, no “Turbo Modes,” no fancy names. But I guess that’s progress, they say. Makes things easier, they say. Maybe so, maybe so.
But all this talk about puffs and coils and screens, it just makes my head spin. Seems like they’re always tryin’ to make things more complicated than they need to be. If it makes folks happy, I guess that’s fine. Me, I’ll stick to my sweet tea and my porch swing. That’s enough excitement for an old woman like me.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this cali 20000 vape thing. It puffs a lot, it’s got a screen, it charges up, and it’s got that nicotine stuff in it. And you can make it puff even harder if you want. Take it or leave it, that’s the story as far as I can tell.
And one more thing, all this puffin’ and smokin’, it can’t be good for you. You young folks, you ought to think about that. Fresh air and sunshine, that’s what you need. But I ain’t your mama, so you do what you want. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you start coughin’ like an old mule.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some gardenin’ to do.
Tags: Cali UL20000, Disposable Vape, 20000 Puffs, LED Screen, Dual Mesh Coil, USB-C Rechargeable, 50mg Nicotine, Turbo Mode, Innokin INNOBAR 20000, Vape Flavors
