Okay, let’s talk about the Geek Bar Pulse – specifically, the “Crazy Melon” flavor. I’ve been seeing this thing pop up everywhere, so I figured, why not give it a shot? It’s been a while since I tried a new disposable, and the hype around this one was pretty intense.
First off, I ordered this thing online. The whole process was smooth, no complaints there. It arrived in a couple of days, nicely packaged. The device itself is pretty sleek, I gotta say. It’s got this glossy finish and a decent weight to it, feels substantial in your hand.

Getting Started
I ripped open the packaging and took a good look at the Geek Bar Pulse. It’s got this little screen on the side that shows you the battery life and e-liquid level, which is a nice touch. No more guessing when it’s about to die on you. It comes pre-charged, so I took my first puff right away.
- Flavor Explosion: The “Crazy Melon” lives up to its name. It’s this intense mix of cantaloupe and honeydew, and maybe even a little watermelon in there. It’s sweet, but not like, sickly sweet. More like a refreshing, juicy kind of sweet.
- Smooth Operator: The draw on this thing is smooth. Like, really smooth. No harshness, no weird aftertaste, just pure melon goodness.
- Battery Life for Days: I’ve been using this thing for a few days now, pretty regularly, and the battery is still going strong. They say it’s good for 15,000 puffs, and while I haven’t counted, it definitely lasts a long time.
Digging Deeper
So, I kept using the Geek Bar Pulse throughout the week. I wanted to see how the flavor held up, how the battery really performed, and if any issues popped up. It says it has 16ml of e-liquid inside and the battery is 650mAh.
- Consistent Flavor: The flavor stayed strong and consistent the entire time. No weird burnt taste, no fading, just that same delicious melon mix from start to finish.
- Still Going Strong: I tried to drain this thing, I really did. But even after days of use, it showed no signs of slowing down. The battery life on this thing is seriously impressive.
- No Leaks, No Problems: I’ve had disposables leak on me before, and it’s the worst. But this Geek Bar Pulse? Not a single drop. It’s been a clean and hassle-free experience.
Final Thoughts
After using the Geek Bar Pulse “Crazy Melon” for a solid week, I’m genuinely impressed. It’s not just hype, this thing delivers. The flavor is fantastic, the battery life is insane, and it’s just a well-made device overall. I even think I can use it in the evening. If you’re looking for a new disposable to try, I’d definitely recommend giving this one a shot. You won’t be disappointed. I’ll keep using it to see if there are any changes.