That Geek Bar Pulse thing, you seen it? My grandson, he’s always on about these newfangled things. Says this one’s special. Says it can puff and puff and puff, more than them other ones.
Geek Bar Pulse, that’s what he calls it. Sounds like some kinda candy bar, don’t it? But it ain’t. It’s one of them vaping things, like a little cigarette but without the stink, he says. I don’t know nothin’ about it, I told him, I smoke real cigarettes. He says I shouldn’t, bad for the lungs.
But this Geek Bar, he keeps going on about how many puffs it’s got. Seems like that’s a big deal with these things. More puffs the better, I guess. Like gettin’ more for your money, you know?
- He showed me, it’s got a little screen on it. Fancy, huh? Shows you how much juice is left, he says. And how many puffs you got.
- Says this Geek Bar Pulse, it’s got two ways to puff. Regular, and then some kinda special way, calls it “Pulse Mode.”
- Pulse Mode, he says, makes bigger puffs. Like them clouds you see when a train goes by. But you get less puffs that way.
Now, I asked him, how many puffs do Geek Bar Pulse have? He says it depends. This Pulse Mode, it’s like using up more gas, you get there faster but you run out sooner. He says, regular way, you get lots and lots, maybe 15,000 puffs. Can you believe that?
15,000 puffs! That’s more than… well, more than a whole lot of cigarettes, that’s for sure. He says them other ones, the ones that ain’t Geek Bar Pulse, they only got like 600 puffs. Sounds like nothin’ compared to this one.
And this Geek Bar Pulse, it’s got a charger, like your phone. You plug it in when it’s getting low. Don’t gotta throw it away like them other ones, he says. That’s good, I reckon. Don’t like throwing things away that still work.
He says this Geek Bar Pulse is the best one out there. Everyone wants one, he says. All his friends, they’re all talkin’ about it. Must be somethin’ special, I guess. The Geek Bar vape is user-friendly. I don’t know, I still like my old cigarettes. But these young folks, they like all this new stuff.
He got one that tastes like mint. Says they got all kinds of flavors. Fruit and candy and whatnot. Sounds kinda weird to me, smokin’ somethin’ that tastes like fruit. But hey, to each their own, right?
He says some folks, they puff on these things all day. Like a hundred, maybe even a 140 puffs a day. I don’t know about that. Seems like a lot. But then again, I don’t know nothin’ about these Geek Bar Pulse things.
They do look kinda neat, though. All shiny and colorful. And that little screen, that’s kinda cool. Shows you how many puffs you got left. Like a little gas gauge for your vape thing.
So, how many puffs does a Geek Bar Pulse have? A whole bunch, that’s for sure. More than them other ones, that’s what my grandson says. And he knows all about these things. He says with the Geek Bar Pulse 15000 puffs, you will have fun.
Maybe I’ll try it sometime. Just one puff, see what all the fuss is about. But I don’t think I’ll be trading in my cigarettes anytime soon. Old habits die hard, you know?
But if you’re into them vaping things, this Geek Bar Pulse, it sounds like the one to get. Lots of puffs, that’s what they all want. The smart screen shows the battery. And that Pulse Mode, that’s supposed to be somethin’ else. Just don’t ask me what it all means. I’m just an old lady, what do I know about these things?
This little thing. It is the first vape with a smart display. You can use USB to charge it. It is Geek Bar Pulse with adjustable airflow. It is so good.
