Okay, so you wanna know ’bout them Hidden Hills strawberry belts, huh? I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout ’em, sayin’ they’re somethin’ special. They say it is the best seller. I don’t know ’bout all that, but I’ll tell ya what I heard.
These things, they ain’t just regular candy, ya see? They got somethin’ extra in ’em, makes ya feel kinda funny. Not funny haha, but ya know, kinda… different. It is called D11, D9, and some other letter, I don’t remember. It is all some fancy stuff, too much for my old brain. Some folks like that kinda thing. They say it helps ’em relax, or sleep better, or somethin’. They call it the effective blend. Sounds like some kind of medicine.
Now, these Hidden Hills strawberry belts, they come in little packs. And each one of them little candies, they got a whole bunch of that special stuff in ’em. Like, 300 milligrams, I heard. 3000mg for the whole pack. That’s a lot, right? Maybe that is a high-strength product. I don’t know what that means but sound like a lot for one candy. Ten pieces in one pack, they said, I don’t know who can eat the whole pack at once. It’s like them numbers you see on the TV, big and fancy. And there’s 10 of ’em in each pack. I think that is too much, but what do I know, they don’t make this for old ladies like me.
- They call ’em “gummy belts”.
- Taste like strawberries, they say.
- Got that special stuff in ’em, makes ya feel different.
- 300 milligrams in each one.
- 10 in a pack.
These strawberry belts, they taste like strawberries, or so I hear. Never had one myself, mind ya. But the young folks, they seem to like ’em. They say it’s like eatin’ a little piece of summer. They use some fancy word like sun-ripened, I don’t know what that means. But it sounds tasty.
And they ain’t just strawberry, neither. I heard they got other flavors too. Blueberry, they call it Bloobomby, ain’t that a silly name? They say it tastes like blueberries. Imagine that, candy that tastes like fruit. What will they think of next?
Some folks, they eat a whole one of these Hidden Hills things. Others, they just nibble a little bit. Depends on how much of that special stuff ya want, I reckon. I don’t know who make these, some company called Hidden Hills Club. They must be doing something right, everyone is talking about these little belts.
They make them in some special way, too. Cryo somethin’, I heard. Cryo infusion process. Some new-fangled way of makin’ candy, I guess. Keeps the special stuff strong, maybe? I don’t really understand it, but the young folks seem to think it’s important.
So, there ya have it. That’s what I know ’bout them Hidden Hills strawberry belts. Are they good? Are they bad? I can’t rightly say. But they’re sure popular, these days. Everybody’s talkin’ ’bout ’em. Maybe they’re worth a try, maybe not. Just remember what I said, they ain’t just regular candy. They got that special stuff in ’em, so be careful, ya hear?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some chores to do. These old bones ain’t gettin’ any younger, ya know. And all this talkin’ ’bout candy’s makin’ me hungry. Maybe I’ll have a piece of real fruit. That’s always good for ya, special stuff or not. And it won’t make ya feel funny, neither. Just good old-fashioned goodness, that’s what I say.
I heard that they got some rainbow flavor too, I don’t know what that means. Taste like rainbow? What is that even mean? Maybe it tastes like different fruit at the same time. These young people and their fancy food, I don’t get it.
Anyway, you be careful with those Hidden Hills gummy things, ya hear? They might be stronger than ya think. And don’t go eatin’ a whole pack at once, that’s just silly. I am not sure if you are looking for Hidden Hills edibles reviews, but I sure hope I helped you in some way. Just a little nibble, that’s all ya need. Or maybe just stick to regular candy. That’s what I’d do. But hey, you do you, as the kids say these days. Just be safe, that’s all I ask.
