Hey there, honey. Let me tell you about this thing called a Geek Bar Pulse. It’s one of them new-fangled vapes, I reckon. Now, you might be wondering, how long should a Geek Bar Pulse last? Well, sit a spell, and I’ll tell ya what I know.
How Long That Thing Gonna Puff?
This Geek Bar Pulse, it’s supposed to last a good while. I hear tell it’s got somethin’ called puffs, like little breaths of smoke. They say this one’s got 15000 puffs. That’s a whole heap of puffin’, ain’t it? If you’re just a little puffer, it could last you a long time, maybe even a month or two!

But if you’re puffin’ on that thing all day long, well, it ain’t gonna last as long. It’s like a bucket of water, see. You use a little, it lasts a while. You use a lot, it runs out quicker. Same with this Geek Bar thing.
Different Modes, Different Times
Now, this here Geek Bar Pulse, it’s got some fancy buttons. One of ’em changes the mode. They call it pulse mode and regular mode. Regular mode, that’s the one that’s supposed to give you all them 15000 puffs. But that pulse mode, it’s stronger, like a big ol’ gust of wind.
That pulse mode, it makes the vape hotter, I guess. And because it’s hotter, it uses up that juice inside faster. So, if you’re using that pulse mode all the time, don’t expect it to last as long as that regular mode. I heard it might only last you 7000 puffs, not sure about that. Could be more, could be less.
- Regular mode: Longer lasting, like a slow burnin’ candle.
- Pulse mode: Shorter lasting, like a firecracker.
Keepin’ It Goin’
Now, if you wanna make that Geek Bar last as long as it can, there’s a few things you can do. Don’t be chain puffin’ on it all day. Give it a little rest between puffs. Like givin’ a horse a break, you know? Let it cool down a bit. It ain’t meant to be goin’ non-stop.
Also, keep it in a cool place. Don’t leave it out in the sun, or in a hot car. Heat ain’t good for it, just like it ain’t good for a stick of butter. It’ll melt that juice inside and make a mess, and it won’t last as long neither.
How to Use Your Geek Bar Pulse
There is a button on the Geek Bar Pulse, and you can change modes by pressing it. If you are a heavy user, using the pulse mode will be better. But remember, it will use up the e-juice fast.
Keep it clean, too. Wipe off the mouthpiece and any gunk that gets on it. A clean vape is a happy vape, I always say. And a happy vape is gonna last you longer.
When It’s Done, It’s Done
Now, no matter how careful you are, that Geek Bar ain’t gonna last forever. When it’s empty, it’s empty. The screen will probably show you a zero. That’s it, no more puffin’. Don’t try to keep using it when it’s gone. That’s like tryin’ to get milk from a dry cow. Ain’t gonna happen, and you might just mess somethin’ up.

When it runs out of juice, you gotta get a new one. These things are disposable, you see. That means you just throw ’em away when they’re done. Don’t go tryin’ to refill it or nothin’. That’s just askin’ for trouble.
Summin’ It Up About Geek Bar Pulse
So, how long should a Geek Bar Pulse last? Well, it depends. If you use it a little, it’ll last a good while. If you use it a lot, it won’t last as long. Keep an eye on that screen to see how much is left.
Use that regular mode if you want it to last longer. Keep it cool and clean. And when it’s done, it’s done. Just get yourself another one.
That’s about all I know about this Geek Bar Pulse thing. Hope it helps ya out some. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some chores to do. These beans ain’t gonna shell themselves, you know!