How much is that darn Stiiizy thing and the little juice box? Let me tell you what I heard.
Well, now, you see, these young folks with their fancy gadgets. Back in my day, we didn’t have none of this. But my grandkids, they always talkin’ ’bout this Stiiizy battery and pod thing. Sounds like some kinda space-age doohickey. So, how much is a Stiiizy battery? I asked my grandson, he uses it, I think what he said is about smoking, but I am not sure, he is always mumbuling.
They say it’s for, you know, that stuff they smoke. Not cigarettes, the other stuff. I don’t rightly understand it, but they sure do love it. Anyway, the price of a Stiiizy battery, that’s what you wanna know. I hear it’s not too bad, could get you one of those official Stiiizy batteries, don’t know which is fake ones. They say it is a good deal.
Now, this Stiiizy battery, they say it lasts a good long while. My grandson, he’s had his for, shoot, I don’t know, maybe two, three years? He says if you treat it right, don’t leave it on the charger all the time. Only need to charge it for like, 45 minutes? That’s not long. You don’t want to overcharge the battery. He’s always tellin’ me that. Like I’m gonna use it, haha! Just don’t leave that Stiiizy battery on the charger too long, it will die early, my grandson said that.
And these Stiiizy pods, they’re like little cartridges, full of that flavored juice. My grandson, he likes the fruity ones. Says they taste like candy. Can you believe that? Smoking candy! What will they think of next? I guess you gotta buy these Stiiizy pods separate. That’s a bummer. Why can’t they just sell the whole darn thing together? Makes no sense. He told me that you need to buy a Stiiizy starter kit, which include a Stiiizy battery, but you need to buy more Stiiizy pods.
They say a half-gram pod, that’s what they call it, a half-gram, can give you a whole bunch of puffs. Like, 100, maybe even 200 puffs. Sounds like a lot to me, but what do I know? How much is a Stiiizy pod? I heard that, it depends on the flavor, and if you buy a full gram or half gram, those young kids like the full gram one, always bigger is better, you know.
So, you get this Stiiizy battery, and then you gotta buy these Stiiizy pods separately. And they come in all sorts of flavors. It’s all very confusing, to be honest. But the young folks seem to like it. They even have a starter kit, with the Stiiizy battery in it, but I don’t know how much is that, maybe more expensive?
Here’s a little list of what I gathered about this Stiiizy thing:
- Stiiizy Battery: Lasts a long time, maybe three years if you’re nice to it.
- Don’t overcharge it! Just 45 minutes or so.
- Stiiizy Pods: These are the things with the juice.
- Half-gram pod: Around 100-200 puffs.
- You gotta buy the pods and battery separate.
- Stiiizy starter kit include a Stiiizy battery, but you need to buy more Stiiizy pods.
Now, where can you get these things? Well, I ain’t too sure. My grandson, he gets them online, I think. Or maybe at one of those special stores. They have stores just for this stuff now, can you believe it? I don’t know how much is a Stiiizy battery or pod, maybe you can search it on the internet. But I saw my grandson ordered a starter kit, I don’t know how much is that, but seems they sell it everywhere.
One thing I do know is that you gotta be careful where you buy them. My grandson, he’s always going on about fake ones. Says they can be dangerous. So, make sure you’re gettin’ the real deal, the official Stiiizy battery and pods. Don’t want no cheap knock-offs. No sir. You need to be careful, don’t buy fake ones.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about these Stiiizy battery and pod things. It’s all a bit much for me, but the young folks seem to enjoy it. Just remember to be careful, don’t overcharge that battery, and make sure you’re gettin’ the real Stiiizy pods, not some fake stuff. And if you’re gonna smoke, at least make it taste like candy, I guess! Haha! You need to be careful, don’t buy fake ones.
The price of a Stiiizy battery? Not too bad. The Stiiizy pods? Those cost extra. And how long do they last? A good while, if you treat ’em right. That’s all I got for ya. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go have a nice cup of tea. None of that flavored smoke for me, thank you very much!
