Hey there, lemme tell ya somethin’ ’bout these newfangled things called Geek Bar Pulse and them old-timey cigarettes. My grandpappy smoked like a chimney, bless his soul, and I seen what them cigarettes can do. Now these Geek Bars, they’re a whole different animal. Ain’t no fire, no stink, just a little puff of somethin’ sweet. But are they better? Well, that’s what I’m here to figure out. They say this Geek Bar Pulse is for folks who used to smoke a lot, and I mean a LOT.
Now, my grandpappy, he’d go through a pack a day, easy. Coughing and wheezing, but he couldn’t quit. These Geek Bars, they got this stuff called nicotine, just like cigarettes. But they say it ain’t as much, or maybe it don’t get into ya as much. They got different kinds, one with more, one with less. 20mg, 10mg, whatever that means. Just gotta pick one that feels right, I reckon. Like pickin’ the right amount of sugar for your coffee. And they say don’t let the young’uns get a hold of ’em. No sir, these ain’t for kids.
They say these Geek Bars ain’t perfectly good for ya, not like clean mountain air. But they say they’re better than them cigarettes. Less harmful, they say. Still got that nicotine, and some other stuff I can’t rightly pronounce. But it ain’t like smokin’ a whole pack of them cancer sticks. They do some “Studies”, whatever that means, saying the nicotine in these is less than in cigarettes.
- Geek Bar Pulse got nicotine, like cigarettes
- But maybe not as bad for ya
- Still not good for ya, but better
- Some say it is like four packs of cigarette, that Geek Bar Pulse X
Now, I seen folks with these Geek Bars, puffin’ away. They say it takes more puffs to get that same feelin’ as a cigarette. Like, if you took 10 puffs on a cigarette, you might need 30 or 50 on a Geek Bar. Makes sense, I guess. Like watered-down liquor, gotta drink more to get the same kick. I always wondered, is the Geek Bar Pulse nicotine-free vape healthier than smoking? Sounds like it could be, but who really knows?
My neighbor, she switched to these things. Said she feels better, ain’t coughin’ as much. But she’s still puffin’ on somethin’. Can’t be good to be puttin’ anything in your lungs but air, I always say. But if you’re gonna puff, these Geek Bars seem like the lesser of two evils. It is hard to say which vape is the healthiest. They just ain’t the same, that is for sure.
I remember my grandpappy tryin’ to quit. Tried everything, bless his heart. Patches, gum, even went to one of them hypnotists. Nothin’ worked. Maybe if they had these Geek Bars back then, he’d still be here. Maybe not, who knows.
These Geek Bars, they come in all sorts of flavors, too. Fruity, minty, all kinds of stuff. Cigarettes just tasted like, well, cigarettes. Burnt tobacco and paper. Nasty stuff, really. But folks get hooked on ’em, just like they get hooked on these Geek Bars, I suppose.
Are Geek Vapes healthy? I ain’t no doctor, but nothin’ you suck into your lungs is “healthy” except for maybe clean air. But compared to cigarettes? I guess they might be a little bit better.
- Cigarettes are bad, we all know that.
- Geek Bars might be a little less bad.
- Still not good to be puffin’ on anything, really.
- But if you gotta choose, maybe Geek Bar is the way to go.
So, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout switchin’ from cigarettes to these Geek Bars, I’d say go for it. Might be better for ya, might not. But it’s worth a shot, I reckon. Just don’t go thinkin’ they’re good for ya, ’cause they ain’t. They are a better choice, I suppose. Nothin’ you put in your lungs is gonna be good, ‘cept maybe that clean air I was talkin’ ’bout. And even that’s gettin’ harder to find these days.
This whole thing is just a mess. But if you are used to cigarettes, this Geek Bar thing, it just might be something to try. But it ain’t no miracle cure, that is for sure. Just be careful, is all I am saying. Be careful with these things. They ain’t candy, even if they taste like it. You hear me?
