Alright, let’s talk about this Lost Mary Tropical Fruit thing, whatever it is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would yap about. But I’m here to tell ya, plain and simple, what it’s all about, just like I’d tell ya ’bout the weather or the price of eggs.
First off, they say it’s a vape. Now, I ain’t never puffed on one of them things, but from what I hear, it’s like smokin’, but with flavors. And this Lost Mary, she’s got flavors like you wouldn’t believe. They call it “tropical fruit.” Reminds me of them fancy fruit baskets they sell at the store durin’ Christmas, all them colorful things you never seen before.
This Lost Mary, she ain’t gonna last forever, you know. It’s like a jug of milk, it’ll run out sooner or later. If you’re just puffin’ on it now and then, like when you’re sittin’ on the porch after supper, she might last ya three, four days. But if you’re one of them folks who’s always got it glued to their mouth, well, she might only last a day or two. Just like them cigarettes, I reckon. My old man used to go through a pack a day, bless his heart.
What’s this taste like, you ask? Well, they say it’s a mix of all sorts of sweet fruits. Like them pineapples and mangoes they sell at the market, but all mixed up together. And they even throw in a bit of somethin’ they call “hard candy.” Sounds like somethin’ the grandkids would like. Me? I’d rather have a good ol’ slice of apple pie, but to each their own, I say.
- Pineapple Mango: This one, they say, is the fruitiest of the bunch. If you like them tropical fruits, this is the one for you, I guess.
- Cherry, Watermelon, and Pineapple: This is another mix they got. Sounds like summer in a puff, don’t it? Like them picnics we used to have down by the creek.
- Sweet Tropical Fruits with Hard Candy: Now this is the one they talk about the most. It’s got all them fruits, plus a little somethin’ sweet. Like I said, sounds like somethin’ for the youngsters.
They also say this Lost Mary thing is somethin’ special. They call it the “top student” of flavor and performance. Sounds like somethin’ my grandson would bring home from school. But I guess it just means it tastes good and works good. Nothin’ more, nothin’ less.
So, there ya have it. That’s the lowdown on this Lost Mary Tropical Fruit. It’s a vape with a bunch of fancy flavors, lasts a few days, and tastes like a fruit salad with a bit of candy thrown in. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on the chickens.
Folks these days, always comin’ up with new things. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this fancy stuff. We smoked plain tobacco, ate plain food, and drank plain water. But times change, I guess. And if folks wanna puff on somethin’ that tastes like a fruit basket, well, that’s their business. Me? I’ll stick to my coffee and my apple pie. That’s good enough for me.
This Lost Mary vape, it’s got all them flavors and they keep makin’ new ones. It makes me think of the seasons changing, the way the weather changes from cold to warm. They keep saying this flavor and that flavor, makes you dizzy just thinkin’ bout it. But at the end of the day, ain’t it all just smoke and mirrors? Just like those traveling salesmen who used to come through town, promisin’ the world but deliverin’ nothin’ but trouble.
Lost Mary flavors are somethin’ else though, I’ll give ’em that. They say it’s the best thing since sliced bread, but I ain’t so sure. I remember when sliced bread was the new thing, and everyone went crazy for it. Now, it’s just bread. Maybe this vape will be the same way. Here today, gone tomorrow.
But I tell you what, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ new and different, somethin’ to take your mind off things, maybe this Lost Mary Tropical Fruit is worth a try. Just don’t go puffin’ it all day long, or you’ll be runnin’ back to the store for more before you know it. And that’s just a waste of good money, if you ask me.
So there it is. That’s all I know about this Lost Mary vape and its tropical fruit flavors. Hope it helps ya make up your mind, one way or the other. And remember, everything in moderation, even puffin’ on them fancy vapes.
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