Alright, listen up, y’all. Got this here… thingy, a Lost Mary Turbo, looks fancy and all, but wouldn’t ya know it, it ain’t chargin’ no more. Dagnabbit! Spent good money on this contraption, and now it’s just sittin’ there like a bump on a log.
First thing I did, I checked that there plug thingy, the charger, you know? Made sure it was stuck in good and tight. Sometimes, them things get loose, like a bad tooth, and then nothin’ works right. Plugged it in, plugged it out, still nothin’. Just a big ol’ zero on the screen, grinnin’ at me like a fool.
Then I thought, maybe it’s the wall thingy, the socket, you call it. Tried a different one, the one where I plug in my fan. Nope, still zero. This thing’s stubborn as a mule, I tell ya. Even tried pluggin’ it into that computer box my grandson got me, the one with all the blinkin’ lights. Still zero! This Lost Mary’s makin’ me lose my mind.
- Checked the plug thingy.
- Tried different wall sockets.
- Even used that computer box.
Now, I ain’t no spring chicken, but I ain’t dumb neither. Figured maybe the cord itself was bad. You know, like them old Christmas lights, one little bulb goes out, and the whole darn thing stops workin’. So, I rummaged around and found another cord, one that fits. Looks just the same, mind you. Plugged it in, and… guess what? Still zero! I swear, this thing’s cursed.
Heard tell from my neighbor, Agnes, she had a similar problem with her… well, never you mind what it was. Point is, she said sometimes them fast-chargin’ thingamajigs, they ain’t good for these here vapes. Too much juice, she says, fries ’em up like a chicken in hot grease. So, I made sure I wasn’t usin’ one of them fancy chargers. Just a regular one, the kind that comes with most things. Still zero!
This Lost Mary Turbo’s got me pullin’ my hair out. I even tried cleanin’ that little hole where the plug goes in, thinkin’ maybe some dust or somethin’ got in there. Used a toothpick, real careful like, didn’t want to break nothin’. Still zero! It’s like this thing’s just plain dead, gone to the great beyond. And wouldn’t you know it, I just filled it up with that sweet-smellin’ juice, too. Waste of good money, I tell ya.
I’m about ready to just chuck this thing in the trash. But then I think, maybe there’s somethin’ else I can try. Maybe there’s a little button somewhere I ain’t seen. Or maybe… maybe it’s just plain broke. That battery inside, maybe it just gave up the ghost. Like my old car, sometimes things just… die.
So, here I am, stuck with a fancy-lookin’ vape that won’t charge. And I’m out of my juice and my money. Guess I’ll have to go back to them old roll-your-owns. At least them things don’t need no chargin’. Just a little bit of tobacco and some paper, good to go. This Lost Mary Turbo, though… it’s just a lost cause, I reckon. A whole lotta fuss for nothin’.
If anyone knows how to fix this darn thing, you come on over and tell me. I’ll make you a nice cup of coffee and some biscuits. But if it’s broke for good, well, then I guess I’m just outta luck. Maybe I’ll just stick to my knitting needles, at least those darn things don’t need no electricity. But I swear, if I see those youngin’s in the store, I’ll give them a piece of my mind…selling a thing that won’t last.
Tags: [Lost Mary Turbo, Charging Problem, Vape Fix, Dead Battery, Troubleshooting]
