Alright, let’s talk about this tropical fruit Lost Mary thing, whatever it is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would yap about. But I heard it’s somethin’ you smoke, like them fancy cigarettes.
First off, I ain’t no expert on this stuff. Back in my day, we smoked plain ol’ tobacco, none of this fruity, fancy business. But times change, I guess. So, this Lost Mary thing, it’s got all sorts of flavors, like fruits and such. They say it’s got “tropical fruit” flavors. Now, I ain’t never seen a tropical fruit in my life, unless you count them bananas they sell at the store. But I reckon it means stuff like mangoes and pineapples, the kinda things they show on them travel shows.
I heard tell some folks say these Lost Mary things are real tasty, like eatin’ candy. But I also heard they ain’t so good for ya. Nothin’ that tastes that good can be good for ya, that’s what my mama always said. She used to say, “If it tastes like heaven, it’ll burn like hell.” And she was right about most things, that mama of mine.
- They got all sorts of flavors, like them mangoes and pineapples I was talkin’ about.
- And they got other flavors too, like berries and such. Sounds like a whole fruit salad in a cigarette, if you ask me.
- But like I said, I ain’t so sure about this stuff. Seems kinda fishy to me, all this flavor and fancy talk.
Now, I did some pokin’ around, askin’ some young folks what the deal is with this Lost Mary. They told me it’s one of them “vapes” or somethin’. Said it’s like smokin’ but without the smoke, which don’t make a lick of sense to me. They say it’s got this battery in it and you suck on it and it makes this vapor. Vapor? Sounds like somethin’ outta a science fiction movie. Back in my day, vapor was what came outta the kettle when you boiled water for tea.
And these vapes, they come in all different shapes and sizes. Some are little sticks, some are boxes, some look like fancy pens. And they all got these fancy names, like Lost Mary and Spirit Bar and whatever else. It’s enough to make your head spin. I swear, these young folks and their gadgets, they’re always comin’ up with somethin’ new.
They say this Lost Mary thing, it’s got this “rechargeable disposable” thing goin’ on. Now that’s a mouthful, ain’t it? How can somethin’ be disposable and rechargeable at the same time? Makes no sense to me. It’s like sayin’ you’re gonna throw somethin’ away but then keep usin’ it. These city folk, I tell ya, they’re always tryin’ to confuse us country folk with their fancy words.
But the main thing, I reckon, is whether this stuff is safe. And from what I hear, it ain’t. They say it can mess with your lungs and give you all sorts of problems. And I believe it. Like I said before, nothin’ that tastes that good can be good for ya. Stick to the natural stuff, that’s what I say. Eat your fruits and veggies, get some sunshine, and stay away from these fancy vapes and their tropical fruit flavors.
So, this Lost Mary thing, it’s all the rage now, huh? Seems like everywhere you go, you see young folks puffin’ on these things. They’re like a new kind of cigarette, only they taste like candy and smell like a fruit stand. But don’t let that fool ya. Just ‘cause it smells like sunshine and rainbows doesn’t mean it’s good for ya. Remember what your grandma used to say, “Pretty poison is still poison.”
They got all these flavors, like “berry combos” and “single fruit vibes”, whatever that means. It’s all a bit much if you ask me. Back in my day, a smoke was a smoke. You lit it up, you puffed on it, and that was that. None of this fancy flavor business. But these young folks, they gotta have their choices, I guess.
And they talk about these things bein’ “rechargeable” and “disposable.” Like I said before, it don’t make a lick of sense. It’s like they’re tryin’ to have their cake and eat it too. They want somethin’ they can use over and over, but they also want somethin’ they can throw away when they’re done with it. It’s just plain wasteful, if you ask me.
But the bottom line is this: If you care about your health, you’ll stay away from this stuff. There’s just no tellin’ what kind of chemicals they put in these things to make ‘em taste like tropical fruit. And even if they say it’s safe, I wouldn’t trust it. They said the same thing about cigarettes back in the day, and look how that turned out. So, stick to the natural stuff, folks. That’s the best way to stay healthy and live a long life.
And another thing, these things, they cost a pretty penny too. I heard tell they can cost upwards of thirty-some dollars. Thirty dollars for somethin’ you just puff on and then throw away? That’s highway robbery, I tell ya. Back in my day, you could buy a whole week’s worth of groceries for that kinda money. But I guess these young folks don’t know the value of a dollar these days.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this tropical fruit Lost Mary thing. Take it or leave it. But remember what I said, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. And if it tastes like heaven, it’ll probably burn like hell. That’s just common sense, somethin’ these young folks seem to be lackin’ these days.
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