Well, I gotta tell ya, this Geek Bar Pulse thing, it’s been givin’ me a fit. See, it just keeps goin’ and goin’, even when I ain’t puffin’ on it. Like it’s got a mind of its own, you know? It’s called Geek Bar Pulse keeps firing after hit.
I got this new one, the “Meta Moon” one. Sounded fancy, right? Well, it was alright for a bit. But then, when the juice got down to like, 80%, it started actin’ up. Keeps firin’ for a few seconds after I take a puff. I even tried flippin’ that little switch to “off,” but it don’t even matter. It just keeps goin’! It’s like it’s haunted or somethin’.
And it ain’t just me, neither. I heard other folks talkin’ ’bout the same problem. Their Geek Bar Pulse just keeps on firin’ after they’re done with it. And that ain’t right. Somethin’s wrong with these things.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these things, but I heard somebody say somethin’ ’bout “auto-firing.” Sounds like a fancy word for “it’s messed up.” And they said it’s somethin’ to worry ’bout. Like, it could be dangerous or somethin’. Great, now I’m scared of this little thing.
They say it could make the battery all hot and bothered. And that ain’t good, no sir. Heard a story ’bout a fella who’s thing got so hot, it burned him! I don’t want that to happen to me! And this Geek Bar Pulse, it was fine at first. But now, I don’t know. Maybe it’s just gettin’ old. But it ain’t that old! I just got it!
Some folks say you gotta check the battery. Make sure it ain’t busted or somethin’. Well, how am I supposed to do that? I ain’t takin’ this thing apart. I might break it even worse.
And then they say to check the connections. Make sure they’re all clean and whatnot. Like I’m gonna know what that means. I just wanna puff on this thing, not become a darn electrician. It’s supposed to be easy, right? That’s why I got it, I need it be easy. This Geek Bar Pulse keeps firing after hit issue make it not easy at all.
- Check the battery
- Inspect the connections
- Blow from bottom?
And another thing, it starts tastin’ burnt sometimes. Like, really burnt. Nasty. They say it’s ’cause the coil thingy inside is gettin’ too hot. Well, duh! Of course it’s gettin’ hot, it keeps firin’ when it ain’t supposed to! It’s like it’s cookin’ itself in there.
They also say, and this is the scary part, that if it tastes burnt, you shouldn’t use it anymore. Somethin’ ’bout bad chemicals. Chemicals? What chemicals? Nobody told me ’bout no chemicals! Now I’m worried I’ve been breathin’ in somethin’ bad. This is a mess. A real mess.
I tried blowin’ into it, like some folks suggested. From the bottom, from the top, nothin’ changed. This Geek Bar Pulse, it’s got a mind of its own. And that mind is set on keepin’ on firin’, no matter what I do.
I just want a simple thing, you know? Somethin’ that works like it’s supposed to. Is that too much to ask? I’m startin’ to think that maybe I should just give up on these things altogether. They’re more trouble than they’re worth. And they are not cheap. You know how much they cost? I could use that money to buy a good pair of shoes.
So, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ one of these Geek Bar Pulse things, just be warned. It might start actin’ up on ya. And then you’ll be stuck with a little fire-breathing dragon that won’t quit. And nobody wants that.
I’m just gonna have to figure somethin’ else out. Maybe I’ll go back to the old way. Or maybe I’ll just quit altogether. This whole thing has just worn me out. It ain’t worth the headache. I miss the old days, when things were simple. I hope this Geek Bar Pulse keeps firing after hit problem can be fixed. But I’m not holding my breath.
