Alright, alright, let’s talk about them Lost Mary thingamajigs, the QM600 flavors, you know? I heard folks jabbering about ’em, so I figured I’d poke around and see what the fuss is all about. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just tell it like it is.
First off, they say there’s a whole heap of flavors, like, 30 or somethin’. Thirty! That’s more than the number of chickens I got in my yard, and that’s sayin’ somethin’. I ain’t tried ’em all, mind you, ain’t nobody got time for that. But I’ll tell you what I heard, and maybe a little bit of what I know.
The Fruity Ones
Seems like a lot of folks like the fruity ones. You know, the kinds that taste like them berries and melons and such. They got names like “Triple Mango” – I guess that means three times the mango, huh? Sounds like a mouthful to me. Then there’s “Watermelon Ice,” which is kinda like eatin’ a watermelon in the winter, I reckon. Cold and sweet, just like grandma used to make, but with a little extra zing.
- Strawberry Ice: Tastes like them little red berries, but cold.
- Blueberry Sour Raspberry: Now that’s a mouthful to say, ain’t it? I hear it’s sweet and sour, kinda like them wild berries you find in the woods.
- Cherry Peach Lemonade: This one sounds fancy, like somethin’ you’d drink on a hot day. Cherries, peaches, and lemons all mixed up together. Must be pretty tasty.
The Minty and Icy Kinds
Then there are the ones that make your mouth feel all cold and tingly. They call ’em “ice” or “mint” or somethin’. I tried one of them “Menthol” ones once, nearly froze my tongue off! But some folks like that, I guess. Keeps ya cool in the summer, maybe? There’s this one called “Mad Blue” too, no idea what that is, but it sounds wild.
The Sweet and Sugary Ones
And of course, they got the sweet ones. The ones that taste like candy and soda and all that sugary stuff. Kids probably love ’em, but they’ll rot your teeth out, I tell ya. They got this “Gummy Bear” flavor, which just sounds silly to me. Imagine tastin’ like a gummy bear! And “Cola” – well, that one’s just like drinkin’ soda, I suppose.
Some Other Strange Ones
Now, there are some flavors that just sound downright strange to me. “Pink Lemonade” is alright, I guess. But then they got “Kiwi Passion Fruit Guava,” which is a whole lotta fruit I ain’t never even heard of. And “Marygy Ice,” whatever that is, sounds like somethin’ outta a fairy tale. “VMT” – no clue! And “Red Apple Ice,” simple enough, I guess. Apples and ice.
How to Pick One?
So how do you pick a flavor from all them choices? Well, I reckon it’s just a matter of tryin’ ’em out. Go to the store, look at all them fancy boxes, and pick one that sounds good to you. Or ask the fella behind the counter, maybe he knows somethin’. But don’t blame me if you don’t like it, I’m just tellin’ you what I heard, ya hear?
My Two Cents
Honestly, all these flavors sound like a bunch of hooey to me. Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy choices. We had tobacco, and that was that. But times change, I guess. If you like all them fruity and icy and sweet things, then go ahead and try ’em. Just don’t go crazy, and remember to brush your teeth after.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about them Lost Mary flavors. Thirty of ‘em, can you believe it? Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
Tags: Lost Mary, QM600, Flavors, Vape, E-cigarette, Fruit, Ice, Mint, Sweet, Review, VMT, Marygy Ice, Red Apple Ice
