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Alright, so you wanna know how many cigs are in one of them Breeze Pro thingamajigs, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t a simple thing like countin’ eggs in a basket. It’s all mixed up and confusing, like tryin’ to understand them city folk directions.
First off, they say one Breeze Pro is like, maybe, 200 cigs. Yeah, you heard that right, 200! That’s like ten packs! Lordy, that’s a lot of smokin’. But hold your horses, that’s just a guess, you know? Some folks puff more, some less. It’s like eatin’ pie; some folks gobble it down, some nibble slow.
Now, they talk about this “nicotine” stuff. Sounds fancy, but it’s just what makes you feel…well, you know… like you had a smoke. They say one cig got about 1 or 2 of them “mg” things of nicotine. And this Breeze Pro? Well, it’s got a whole bunch more.
- One fella told me, if you puff on that Breeze Pro 12 to 25 times, it’s like smokin’ one cig.
- But then another one said, for most folks, it’s more like 30 to 60 cigs worth of puffs in the whole thing. That’s about 3 or 3 and a half packs. See? All mixed up, I told ya.
Then there’s this other smarty-pants who says a Breeze Pro got about 50 cigs worth of nicotine. But he also said, it really depends on how much you use it. Like, if you’re puffin’ on it all day long, it ain’t gonna last as long as if you just take a few puffs now and then.
And get this, they even said there’s about 500 cigs in one of them big vapes that lasts for 5,000 puffs! Can you believe that? 500! That’s like a whole farm’s worth of tobacco! But they also said, most folks don’t use it that much in a month. Heck, I don’t even know what I did last month, let alone how many puffs I took!
Another fella, he figured it this way: that nicotine stuff in a Breeze Pro is like 150 to 200 cigs. But again, he said “but”. Always a “but”, ain’t there? Like tryin’ to catch a greased pig, always slippin’ away.
They also said those Breeze Pro things are supposed to give you about 2,000 puffs. But that depends on how long you puff for. If you take long puffs, it won’t last as long as if you take short puffs. It’s common sense, really. Like a bucket of water; the more you use, the faster it’s gone.
So, what’s the real answer? Well, it seems like nobody really knows for sure. It’s all a bunch of guessin’ and “maybes.” But from what I can gather, it’s somewhere between 50 and 200 cigs in one of them Breeze Pro thingies. Give or take a few, like always.
It’s all a bit much for an old gal like me to understand fully. But one thing’s for sure, it’s a whole lot of smokin’ in one little gadget. Just be careful with them things, you hear? Too much of anything ain’t good for ya. That’s what my old pappy used to say. He was a wise one, that old man.
And if you’re thinking of switching from regular cigs to one of these Breeze Pros, well, that’s your business. Just remember what I said, it’s still a lot of nicotine, no matter how you slice it. And don’t go tryin’ to charge them things with no phone charger and a knife, like some fool I heard about. You’ll just end up hurtin’ yourself, or worse.
Anyways, that’s all I know about them Breeze Pro contraptions. Hope it helps you figure out what you needed to know. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
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