Alright, let’s talk about this “Lost Mary” thing, you know? Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents.
What in the world is a Lost Mary? Well, from what I gather, it’s one of them vape thingamajigs. You know, those little gadgets that young’uns puff on these days. Makes a cloud of smoke, smells like peaches or somethin’. Don’t ask me why they call it “Lost Mary,” beats me. Sounds like a name for a lost puppy or somethin’.
- But them city folk, they always gotta be fancy, I guess.
- Maybe some gal named Mary got lost and started makin’ these vapes? Who knows.
Now, I hear tell these Lost Mary vapes are real popular. See ’em everywhere, even little Susie down the street got one. Kids these days, always gotta have the latest thing. Back in my day, we didn’t have such nonsense. We chewed on sticks and were happy with it.
But these Lost Marys, they got all sorts of flavors, they say. Strawberry mango, watermelon ice, even blue razz somethin’-or-other. Sounds like a fruit salad exploded in a candy store, if you ask me. But I ain’t no fancy pants, so what do I know?
Why folks use ’em, I ain’t quite sure. Some say it helps ’em relax, calms their nerves. Like them fellas with their pipes back in the day, always puffin’ away. But these Lost Marys, they got that nicotine stuff in ’em. And that, they say, ain’t good for ya. Sticks in your lungs, makes your heart race, that sort of thing. Doc down the road says it’s like smokin’ them cigarettes, only sweeter. And we all know cigarettes ain’t no good, right?
They say the nicotine in them Lost Marys is real strong, real addictive. Like a bug to a light, folks get hooked and can’t stop. And that ain’t right. Anything that gets a hold of ya like that can’t be good, I reckon. Heard tell some folks even get short of breath, coughin’ and wheezin’ like an old mule. And their hearts, they start pumpin’ like a jackrabbit. Not a pretty picture, let me tell ya.
Now, some folks say the name “Lost Mary” is ’cause it’s supposed to be a place to turn when you’re feelin’ lost. Like a comfort, a way to escape. But losin’ yourself in a cloud of smoke ain’t the answer, I tell ya. Findin’ your way means facin’ things head-on, not hidin’ behind a puff of vapor.
I seen folks coughin’ up a storm ’cause of them things. Seen ’em gettin’ all shaky and jittery when they ain’t got their vape. And that, my friends, ain’t right. It ain’t healthy, it ain’t natural, and it ain’t gonna do you no good in the long run.
So, this Lost Mary thing, it’s a fancy name for a vape, plain and simple. And like all them vapes, it’s got its problems. Addictive, bad for your lungs, bad for your heart. And that name, “Lost Mary,” well, it just sounds like trouble to me. Makes me think of somebody wanderin’ around, lost and confused. And that’s what them vapes do to ya, I reckon. They make you lost in a cloud of smoke, forgettin’ about the real world. And I tell you what, the real world is right in front of you, not in those silly smoke devices.
So, if you ask me, best to stay away from them Lost Marys. Find yourself somethin’ else to do, somethin’ that’ll make you feel good without messin’ up your insides. Go for a walk, read a book, talk to a friend. There’s plenty of things to do in this world that don’t involve puffin’ on a fancy-named vape. And I really do think, fresh air is much better than that fruity smelly smoke. Trust me on this.
And remember, don’t let nothin’ get a hold of you like that. You’re stronger than you think, you don’t need no fancy vape to make you feel good. You got this.
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