What that Geek Bar thing do? I hear all them young folks talkin’ ’bout it. They say it got some kinda “pulse mode.” What in tarnation is that? I gotta know what these young’uns are up to.
That Geek Bar Pulse Thing
Well, I asked around, did some snoopin’. Turns out, this Geek Bar Pulse, it’s one of them newfangled vape things. Kids these days with their gadgets! But this pulse mode, it’s somethin’ else, I reckon. They say it makes the vape hit harder. Like a mule kick, I suppose!
This Geek Bar, it’s got two modes. Regular and pulse. The regular, that’s just your plain old vape. But the pulse? That’s where the magic happens, they tell me. It uses both them…what are they called? Coils? Yeah, both coils at the same time. Now, what’s a coil, you ask? Don’t rightly know. Some doohickey inside that makes the smoke, I guess.
Pulse Mode – What it does
So, this pulse mode, it fires up both them coils. Makes twice the smoke, they say. Twice the vape. But, and here’s the catch, it uses up the juice inside twice as fast. You get less puffs, they call ’em. Used to be you get 15,000 puffs. Now with this pulse thing, you only get 7,500. Half as much! Trade-off, I guess. More smoke, less puffs. You gotta pick your poison, as they say.
- Pulse makes big smoke
- Pulse uses more juice
- Pulse gives you fewer puffs
- Regular is just regular
Now, I ain’t no expert on these vape things. But I hear them say the pulse mode makes it hit smoother. Like, more consistent, they say. Whatever that means. I reckon it’s like a good, strong cup of coffee. Wakes you right up! This pulse mode, it probably does the same for the vape. Makes it stronger, more…intense, I guess you could say.
Why Use Pulse Mode on Your Geek Bar
Why would anyone want that? Well, some folks like that strong hit. Like a shot of whiskey, I suppose. Gets the job done quicker. Me? I’m fine with my regular old…well, I ain’t sayin’ what I use. But it ain’t no fancy Geek Bar Pulse, that’s for sure!
This pulse mode, it’s like a turbo boost. You know, like in them race cars. Makes ’em go faster. This pulse mode, it makes the vape stronger. 200% stronger, they say! That’s a whole lotta strong. Imagine your coffee bein’ 200% stronger. You’d be bouncin’ off the walls!
I guess if you like that kinda thing, this Geek Bar Pulse is for you. Me? I’ll stick to my old ways. But these young folks, they always chasin’ the next big thing. And this pulse mode, it seems to be it, for now at least. Always wanting bigger and more powerful.
That’s what they do. They want more vape, more power.
Geek Bar Pulse, is it worth it?
This Geek Bar Pulse, it ain’t cheap, I hear. Costs a pretty penny. And with that pulse mode usin’ up all the juice, you’ll be buyin’ more of them refills, I reckon. So, it’s gonna cost ya. But hey, if you got the money to burn, and you like that strong vape, then go for it. Who am I to judge?
Just remember, these things ain’t good for ya. All that smoke, that can’t be good for your lungs. But, everyone’s gotta make their own choices, I suppose. And these young’uns, they seem to love their Geek Bar things, pulse mode and all.
Well, there you have it. That’s what I learned about this Geek Bar Pulse and its fancy pulse mode. It’s a strong vape for folks who like that kinda thing. Uses up the juice fast, but gives you a big hit. Is it worth it? That’s for you to decide. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go have a nice, quiet sit-down. And maybe a cup of somethin’ warm. The regular kind, not the 200% kind! These newfangled things are too much for me. You young people can keep your Geek Bar vape.
