what happens if you smoke an expired cart

Alright, listen up, I’m gonna tell ya ’bout smokin’ them old vape thingies, the carts, ya know? Folks keep askin’, “What happens if you smoke an expired cart?” Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t like eatin’ spoiled milk, ain’t gonna kill ya dead, but it ain’t good neither.

First off, them carts, they got this oil stuff inside, right? Like that stuff they put in your car, only different. This oil, it’s supposed to be fresh, got all the good stuff in it. But when it gets old, like that loaf of bread you forgot in the back of the cupboard, it goes bad.

It don’t taste right. You take a puff, ‘spectin’ that nice flavor, and it tastes like… well, like nothin’ good. Maybe like old socks, maybe like dirt. Just plain yucky.
It don’t work so good. That good stuff in the oil, it fades away, like color on an old shirt. You won’t get the same… buzz, ya know? Waste of your money, if you ask me.

Now, some folks say it won’t hurt ya. Maybe they’re right, maybe they ain’t. But why risk it? You wouldn’t eat somethin’ that looked or smelled bad, would ya? Same goes for this cart stuff.

See, when it gets old, things can grow in it. Like mold, that green fuzzy stuff that grows on bread. You breathe that in, it ain’t good for your lungs. Not good at all. Makes ya cough, makes ya feel icky. Who wants that?

And that oil, it can get thick, like molasses in winter. Doesn’t move right in the cart, doesn’t heat up right. Might even clog the thing up. Then you gotta go buy a new one, waste more money. See what I mean? Just askin’ for trouble.

Some say it turns dark, too. Like, real dark brown. That ain’t natural. Supposed to be a nice clear color, like honey. If it’s dark, throw it out. Don’t be cheap, get a new one. Your lungs will thank ya.

Now, how do you know if it’s expired? Well, sometimes there’s a date on the box, like on milk. But even if there ain’t, use your common sense. If it’s been sittin’ around forever, it’s probably bad. If it looks weird, smells weird, don’t use it.

Keep them carts in a cool, dark place, like in a drawer. Don’t leave ’em out in the sun, don’t leave ’em in the car. Heat ain’t good for ’em. Just like you don’t leave butter out on the counter, don’t leave your carts out in the heat.

Bottom line is, smokin’ an old cart ain’t worth it. Waste of money, bad taste, might make you sick. Just get a new one. Take care of yourself, ya hear?

So next time you’re thinkin’ about puffin’ on that old cart, remember what I told ya. Don’t be foolish. Your health is important. Get a fresh one, enjoy the good stuff. That’s all I gotta say.