Alright, let’s talk about this blueberry raspberry elux thing, or whatever you young folks call it. I don’t know much about these fancy gadgets, but my grandson, bless his heart, got me one, said it would help me relax. Relax? I just end up coughing half the time!
So, this thing, it’s got blueberries and raspberries, the boy told me. Now, those I know! We used to pick ‘em wild back in the day, stain your fingers purple for a week. This elux thingy, though, it’s a different kind of berry. It’s got a… what’s the word… a *zesty* taste, the boy says. To me, it just tastes kinda sour, like those berries you pick before they’re ripe. But then, there’s a sweetness too, like the ones you put in a pie. It’s confusing, let me tell ya.
He said somethin’ about it being “50/50”. Don’t know what that means, maybe half sour, half sweet? Makes sense, I guess. And it makes a cloud of… well, it ain’t smoke, but it looks like it. He says it’s vapor. Sounds like somethin’ outta a science fiction movie, all these fancy words. They say it’s smoother than those other things, the ones that make you cough your lungs out. This one, well, it still makes me cough a bit, but not as bad, I reckon.
- Taste: Like I said, it’s sour and sweet, berries all mixed up. Not like the real berries, mind you, but close enough, I guess.
- Cloud: Makes a big cloud, disappears quick. Doesn’t smell like nothin’ much.
- Throat Hit: They say it’s smooth. I say it still tickles. But maybe I’m just old and my throat’s sensitive.
My grandson showed me this little bottle that goes with it. Said it can fill up the… the stick thingy… many times. He called it a “refillable disposable device”. Now ain’t that a mouthful? Sounds like somethin’ you use once and then throw away, but then you can fill it up again? Makes no sense to an old woman like me. It’s got 3500 puffs, he says. Lord knows what a puff is, but it sounds like a lot. Probably more than I’ll ever need in this lifetime.
He also told me that raspberries have less sugar than blueberries. Imagine that! And somethin’ about vitamins, C and K, magnesium and folate… sounds like a whole alphabet soup to me. I just eat my berries, never thought about all that stuff. Back in my day, we ate what we could find, and we were thankful for it. We didn’t need fancy vitamins and fancy gadgets.
Now, about this here elux flavor. It’s supposed to be a mix of sweet and tart berries, they say. And you know what? I think they got it right. It ain’t exactly like pickin’ berries in the field, but it’s got that somethin’… that berry taste. It’s kinda nice, once you get used to the coughin’ and the fancy words. Makes me think of summer days, even when it’s cold outside. And that, my friends, is worth somethin’.
So, is this blueberry raspberry elux any good? Well, I reckon it depends on what you’re lookin’ for. If you want somethin’ that tastes like berries and makes a big cloud, then this is your thing. If you’re lookin’ for a real berry pie, go bake one. But if you want a little taste of summer, even in the dead of winter, this here elux might just do the trick. Just don’t expect it to be like pickin’ berries in the sunshine. It’s different, that’s for sure. But different ain’t always bad, I always say. It keeps things interestin’, even for an old woman like me.
And that’s all I have to say about this here blueberry raspberry elux. It’s a funny world we live in, with all these newfangled gadgets. But sometimes, even an old lady can appreciate a little taste of somethin’ new. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go have a nice cup of tea. None of that vapor stuff for me right now, thank you very much!
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