Alright, let’s talk about makin’ that vape juice, you know, the stuff for them fancy cigarette things. But we ain’t usin’ none of that PG or VG stuff, whatever that is. Heard some folks sayin’ you can’t, but I say, where there’s a will, there’s a way, right?
Now, I ain’t no scientist or nothin’, but I heard tell you can use somethin’ called terpenes. Sounds fancy, I know. They say it’s natural, comes from plants and such. Kinda like them herbs my grandma used to grow. So, I figure, if it’s good enough for her, it’s good enough for my vape juice.
First thing’s first, you gotta get your hands on some of them terpenes. Don’t ask me where, I ain’t your mama. Go ask around, someone’s bound to know. Maybe that fella down the street with the funny smellin’ candles. He seems like he knows a thing or two about this stuff.
Once you got your terpenes, you need somethin’ to make it taste good. You can’t just go around vapin’ pine needles, can ya? Well, I guess you could, but it probably wouldn’t taste too good. So, you gotta get some flavorin’. They got all sorts of fancy flavors now, like strawberry cheesecake and bubblegum. But me, I like the simple stuff. A little bit of apple, a little bit of cinnamon, that’s all you need. Reminds me of grandma’s apple pie.
- Apple Flavorin’: Get the good stuff, not that artificial crap.
- Cinnamon Flavorin’: A little goes a long way, don’t overdo it.
Now, here’s the tricky part, or so they say. You gotta mix it all together. Get yourself a clean jar, not one of them pickle jars from the basement, unless you want your vape juice tastin’ like dill pickles. And nobody wants that, trust me. Pour in your terpenes, then add your flavorin’. Start with a little bit, you can always add more later. It’s like makin’ soup, you gotta taste it as you go.
Mix it real good, shake it up, stir it around, whatever you gotta do. You want it all mixed up nice and even. And for heaven’s sake, don’t use your fingers! Use a spoon, or a stick, or somethin’. I ain’t cleanin’ up your mess.
Once it’s all mixed up, you gotta let it sit for a bit. They say it needs to “steep”, whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ old folks do with their tea. So, I guess it can’t hurt. Put it in a dark place, like your cupboard, and forget about it for a day or two. Go watch some TV, call your sister, do somethin’ to keep yourself busy. Time flies when you’re havin’ fun, or at least when you ain’t thinkin’ about vape juice.
Now, after a couple days, your vape juice should be ready to go. But before you go fillin’ up your fancy cigarette thing, you gotta test it. Just a little puff, see how it tastes. If it’s good, you’re golden. If it ain’t, well, you can always add more flavorin’. Or start over, I ain’t judgin’. We all make mistakes, even me, like that time I put salt in the sugar bowl. Don’t ask.
Some folks say you gotta add nicotine to your vape juice. Said it makes it more like a real cigarette. But I ain’t about that life. Nicotine is bad for you, everyone knows that. So, I’m leavin’ it out. If you wanna add it, that’s your business. But don’t come cryin’ to me when you get all jittery and can’t sleep at night.
So there you have it. A simple way to make vape juice without all that fancy PG or VG stuff. It ain’t rocket science, folks. Just a little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lotta common sense. And if you mess it up, don’t worry. Just try again. Like my grandma always said, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.” And she was a smart woman, that grandma of mine.
One last thing: be careful, will ya? I don’t want nobody gettin’ hurt. Always vape responsibly, whatever that means. And for goodness’ sake, keep it away from the kids and the pets. They don’t need to be inhalin’ no apple cinnamon fumes, no matter how good it smells.
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