Alright, let’s talk about this thingamajig, the Lost Vape Thelema Elite. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I can tell you what I see and what I hear, ya know?
First things first, what is this Thelema Elite thing anyway?

Well, from what I gather, it’s one of them vapes. You know, those little things people puff on instead of them stinkin’ cigarettes. This one, they call it a “pod vape,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I bet it ain’t nothin’ more than a battery and a little tank you fill up with juice.
Now, what are folks sayin’ about it?
- Some folks are complainin’ it ain’t workin’ right. They say it ain’t got no power, or it shuts off on ’em. Sounds like a lemon to me! You know, like when you buy a car and it just don’t run right? Same kinda thing, I reckon.
- Then there’s this thing about coils. People keep gettin’ asked if they usin’ a new coil or an old coil. Sounds like a pain in the neck if you ask me. Why can’t it just work without all that fuss?
- But hey, not everyone’s complainin’. Some folks seem to like it just fine. They talk about the “airflow” and the “screen” and how it charges. Fancy words, but I guess it means it works good for them.
- And they got pictures of it too, all shiny and new. Looks kinda like a fancy lighter to me, but I guess that’s what they want these days.
Okay, so what if this here vape thingy ain’t workin’ like it should?
Well, if it ain’t got no power, maybe the battery’s dead. That’s the first thing I’d check. If it’s still got juice, then maybe somethin’s clogged up. You know, like when your drain gets all stopped up with hair and gunk? Same idea. They say you gotta puff on it real hard to unclog it. Sounds like a workout to me!
And if it’s a brand new one, they say you gotta make sure you took off all them little stickers and plugs. You know, like when you buy a new TV and it’s got all that plastic wrap on it? Gotta take that stuff off before it’ll work right.
So, is this Thelema Elite thing any good?
Well, I can’t say for sure. Seems like some folks like it, and some folks don’t. If you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ one, I’d say do your homework. Read some reviews, see what other people are sayin’. And if you do get one and it don’t work right, well, don’t come cryin’ to me! I told you it might be a lemon!
One more thing they talk about, it’s got this 40-wattage thing. Now, I ain’t no electrician, but I reckon that means how strong it is. Like, how much smoke it blows out, ya know? Some folks want a lot of smoke, some folks don’t. It’s all a matter of taste, I guess.

And they got all these different models too. Thelema this, Thelema that. It’s enough to make your head spin! I tell ya, these young folks and their fancy gadgets. Back in my day, we just smoked regular cigarettes, and that was that. No batteries, no coils, no nothin’. Just plain old tobacco.
But hey, times change, I guess. And if folks wanna puff on these vape thingies, well, that’s their business. Just make sure you know what you’re gettin’ into, and don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned money on somethin’ that ain’t gonna work right.
And if you got problems, they say go back to where you bought it or call the folks who made it. That’s what I always say, go straight to the source! Don’t dilly-dally around, get it fixed or get your money back. That’s just good common sense, ya know?
So that’s about all I know about this Lost Vape Thelema Elite. It’s a vape, it might work good, it might not. You pays your money, you takes your chances. That’s the way the world works, ain’t it?
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